{"id":6697,"date":"2019-03-13T08:00:52","date_gmt":"2019-03-13T08:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/?p=6697"},"modified":"2019-03-15T10:44:54","modified_gmt":"2019-03-15T10:44:54","slug":"alita-battle-angel-captain-marvel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/alita-battle-angel-captain-marvel\/","title":{"rendered":"Alita: Battle Angel &#038; Captain Marvel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Alita:_Battle_Angel\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">live-action Alita movie<\/a> is pretty bad in ways fairly common to Anime adaptations: Spontaneous romance, questionable character behavior, and suspect plot developments. Then it decides to throw in some of the more eye-rolling tropes from superhero origin stories (&#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pmwiki.php\/Main\/InstantExpert\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">I know kung-fu!<\/a>&#8220;, <a href=\"https:\/\/tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pmwiki.php\/Main\/SuddenlyAlwaysKnewThat\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">only worse<\/a>) as a bonus. The action scenes at least are engaging for the most part, though that&#8217;s certainly not enough to outweigh the cringe-worthy performances (<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ed_Skrein\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Zapan<\/a>&#8216;s is the only decent one, and even he goes to shit at the end) and face-palming events.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Captain_Marvel_(film)\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Captain Marvel<\/a> is an actually competently constructed adaptation comparatively. Though not without problems (most notably any scene designed to evoke sadness\/sympathy) it&#8217;s a consistently entertaining mixture of action, comedy, 90&#8217;s references, and self-discovery with even the most minor characters getting a brief chance to shine. One aspect which could be taken either way is how events progress\/develop at a brisk pace over a short timeframe; on the one hand this keeps you engaged with what&#8217;s happening, but on the other it makes the close Danvers-Fury friendship come across as pretty unnatural.<\/p>\n<p>The take-away here is that I&#8217;m definitely not watching any potential <em>Alita<\/em> sequels in the theater (where skipping through painfully awkward scenes isn&#8217;t an option), while I just might end up going to see <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Avengers:_Endgame\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Avengers: Endgame<\/a> (which ties directly into <em>Marvel<\/em>&#8216;s post-credits scene).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The live-action Alita movie is pretty bad in ways fairly common to Anime adaptations: Spontaneous romance, questionable character behavior, and suspect plot developments. Then it decides to throw in some of the more eye-rolling tropes from superhero origin stories (&#8220;I know kung-fu!&#8220;, only worse) as a bonus. The action scenes at least are engaging for the most part, though that&#8217;s certainly not enough to outweigh the cringe-worthy performances (Zapan&#8216;s is the only decent one, and even he goes to shit at the end) and face-palming events. Captain Marvel is an actually competently constructed adaptation comparatively. Though not without problems (most notably any scene designed to evoke sadness\/sympathy) it&#8217;s a consistently entertaining mixture of action, comedy, 90&#8217;s references, and self-discovery with even the most minor characters getting a brief chance to shine. One aspect which could be taken either way is how events progress\/develop at a brisk pace over a short timeframe; on the one hand this keeps you engaged with what&#8217;s happening, but on the other it makes the close Danvers-Fury friendship come across as pretty unnatural. The take-away here is that I&#8217;m definitely not watching any potential Alita sequels in the theater (where skipping through painfully awkward scenes isn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,319],"tags":[172,180,174,173,176,423,192,29,188,62],"class_list":["post-6697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime-related","category-movie-tv-related","tag-action","tag-comedy","tag-comic-adaptation","tag-comic-relief","tag-drama","tag-marvel-comics","tag-movie","tag-paranormal-romance","tag-partial-adaptation","tag-science-fiction"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.offkorn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}